audreybitching's Journals on Buzznet http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/ en-us <![CDATA[Me in NASSFEST video...]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3238991/ I come in at about 4. 05 and talk reeeeaaaally briefly. This is from NASSFEST 08, which was awesome by the way. I love Pendulum. Amaaaaazing. In the crowd a few times too.

 

 

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-10-21T11:31:00Z <![CDATA[Me, Sarah and Hayley Williams have big heads.]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3230201/ Hi, I'm in London right now. Spent the day at my sisters school giving a presentation...it went really well, I was a hit. Thanks to everyone who offered their suggestions to me.                                                                                                                I made everyone write downa a physical insecurity of theirs onto a piece of paper and put it into a tray, then I read them out and showed how you can use make-up to improve them (lots of people had stuff like 'my nose is too big' or 'I have really dark circles under my eyes').                                                                                                                                         The girl I was demonstrating on was really sweet...her name's Sarah and she had this brilliant fiery orange and red hair, which I told her looked very Hayley Williams and she said something about having a big head too and we got onto this discussion about big heads and I told her about the time I had conversation with Hayley about having big heads, because I do have a fairly large head and unfortunately no amount of make-up can change that.

Sarah doing some modeling after one of her many makeovers:)

Ceee-ute.

Some of the girls

Spent the weekend catching up with old friends. Was great to see them again. Spent a night in a hotel:)





 

It's hard seeing him again though.;

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-10-20T10:02:00Z <![CDATA[I'm making jewelrey]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3202991/ Today I ordered another dress from Soho's.

 
This is my current Soho collection.

And I want these:

 

Which reminds me that sometime I am planning to start selling some jewelrey online, so I hope you guys will be interested, they'll be 100% hand made by me.

 



 

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-10-16T16:11:00Z <![CDATA[Funny webcam trick. You never know what to expect.]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3196591/ I want you kids to be safe. I know that your smart, and hopefully wouldn't give out your personal details to a stranger over the internet, but there are certain cases when the dick wont stop harrassing you.

For instance, I had this guy who kept saying the most perverted things to me over MSN, and because he already knew my name he had been harrassing me on pretty much every site I have a profile on.

So oneday I was with my brothers friend Ryan. Now Ryan is this huge guy with tattooed arms and hair down to his butt. He has a heart of gold, but you would not want to come across him in a dark ally, trust me. So I was on MSN and this guy started bugging me to go on webcam (I had deleted him before but he added me with another address, which shows how desperate he was). Ryan took my laptop and said 'Sure.' and the guy said 'Take your top of whilst your at it' and Ryan said' If you really want me to.'

The look on the guys face when the webcam connects and he's sat facing a topless Ryan sat there waving is absolutely priceless. He hasn't bothered me scince.

But seriously guys, be safe online and be careful who you are talking to. People aren't always who they say they are, and it might be harder to spot the fakes than you think.

THE INTERNET: ITS FULL OF SURPRISES

 

]]> be safe online Buzznet audreybitching 2008-10-15T14:51:00Z <![CDATA[Check my new student housing]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3167131/


I'm moving in with Chrissie.

 

...Swish.

 

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-10-11T14:23:00Z <![CDATA[Help me female teenagers! I need some tips]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3128031/ Thinks are starting to get busier...I went through a really calm spell and now it's all building up again. I'm flying over to London again to give a talk at my step-sisters school to a bunch of 15 year olds about what I do, etc and do this conventions thingy. Might be quite cool but I'm slightly nervous.

If you're a teenage student listening to me talking about beauty school and make-up, what kind of things would you want to hear? What would interest you? What kind of questions would you want to ask?

I need to be prepared!

 

 

Anyway, last night I went to Justine's party for a night of cocktail mixing. I had fun, and was reunited with a friend I hadn't seen in forever and a day. Always nice. It's really not a good idea to cocktail mix on a weekday though, I think we all learnt that the hard way.




 

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-10-07T11:19:00Z <![CDATA[I get this a lot from strangers, usually for no reason.]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3105321/ I logged onto Myspace today and found a new message waiting for me. The heading was 'Dear audrey':

i do believe u are the same girl that stole jenna's boyfriend from her at her OWN party last year? yeh, it was heartbreaking for her by the way, but you got your 1 night stand and I guess that's all that really matters right?:) i saw you flirting with ty at cheryls. I hope history isn't going to repeat itself, for ur sake. stay away from him. u can stomp around in your oh so expensive gucci boots, twirling your FAKE blonde hair around your diamond holding finger or whatever because 'o yes, ur audrey TITS, and u can afford it becuse ur daddy gives u everything u want doesn't he?' NEWSFLASH It doesn't make u superier becuse u have a lot of money and put make up on Z-list celbrities - OH GEEZ what a talent! putting make up on people! becuse NO-ONE can do that, can they? so stop acting like a fucking queen becuse you aren't anything special, ur just a cheap slut whos so insecure she has 2 gain pleasure out of taking other peoples boyfriends. kinda pathetic dont u think? Does any1 even actually like u? becose i find it hard to believe tbh. whats more, u start talking shit about lea to everyone when she did nothing wrong to u !!! maybe if u werent such a ho-bag in the 1st place u wouldnt be having all thse figts with people, makes sense don't u think???? STAY BACK AND STOP CAUSING TROUBLE IF U KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR U! becose if not , i'll fucking rip u 2 shreds.

My reply:

Hi,

First of all - sorry, but who are you? Are you the girl that kept shooting evils at me all the way thorugh Cheryl's party? If you are, God you need to chill. Tyson and I go way back, so you should probably get your facts straight before you start giving me random abuse for something I'm not even doing. I have a boyfriend at the moment, thank you very much. Tighten your grip a little, I've heard it can drive guys away.

Oh, and I did not 'steal' Jenna's boyfriend. I barely know Jenna even. I didn't know that was her boyfriend, and I heard they weren't even officially dating, so, over-reaction much? And I do care actually. That guy was a slime ball. I didn't sleep with him either, I'm not like that. I did nothing wrong, so get over it. Again; you really need to get your facts straight.

Regardless of the boots I wear, and the rings and my hair, I can hardly be classed as a rich snob now can I? My dad is wealthy, but I don't scab money from him. I earn my own keep thank you very much, otherwise why would I be busting my butt at beauty school? Even it is just to 'put make-up on Z-list celebrities'. I have worked with some of the most popular bands around, they can hardly be classed as 'Z-list'. If it's jealousy thats fueling all this then just say; I'm sure I can bag you an autograph or something:)

I'll end with this:

Dont you dare ever judge me before you know me. I don't deserve to be called a 'whore' and a 'slut' and a 'ho-bag', because I'm not. Lea made some really harsh comments about MY friends, so I was just defending them, like a good friend does. I don't like drama. You don't know me, and if you ask anyone who does you'll find that I'm a really decent person who seriously doesn't deserve all this greif. Do you know how fucking hard it gets being judged on what I look like and where I'm from and what I do? I'm not the insecure one here love. As far as Ty goes, you have nothing to worry about. But don't waste my inbox with your childish jealously fueled messages in the future. Thank you.

-Audrey. (Nice play on my name by the way. Funny, but a little immature don't you think?)

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-10-02T14:01:00Z <![CDATA[Help me scar my body?]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3090851/ Chrissie came round yesterday and we made a batch of scrummie cupcakes with pink and blue icing! We sprinkled farm animals on them because they happened to be the only decorations I had in my cupboard. Mmm, pigs on cupcakes, ha. We saved a few for ourselves and sent the rest my friend Bex for her birthday. She's 16.

^^ Me and Chrissie popped onto Buzznet. Your comments are so sweet.

Chrissie and I are going to get tattoos together...we were thinking they could be kind of corresponding, but not exactly matching. We always said we would once we reached age. We've been the best of friends for years, it would be nice to have a symbol of that permanently stained on my body...what do you guys think? I want something pretty subtle. And I also need to decide where...preferably somewhere that I can hide or show whenever I want...I need ideas.

xo


 

 

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-09-29T15:33:00Z <![CDATA[Have you ever met anyone famous?]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3084481/ Hey friends. So I've not been on Buzznet for a very long time (if we exclude the months I was 'dormant') but i notice that lots of kids like to post pictures of themselves with various celebrities and bandmembers they've met and these photo's get lot's of people interested. Out of random interest, who have you met with a name? When/where, are you a fan? What did you talk about? What were they like? 

The only celebrity that I've met by pure chance and outside work is Daniel Radcliffe. It was at the Tate museum in London a few months ago and he was with a friend of his and wearing a beige cap, trying not to be noticed... Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Wingaurdium Leviosa!   

Dan: That was really good, I'm impressed (turns to his friend) are you impressed?

*friend nods*: Definately.

Then I pretty much continue to introduce myself and end up leaving with a signed chewing gum packet that reads 'To Audrey, I'll put your name down for future casting, (Daniel Radcliffe)'. I kinda had to leave because eventually everyone else noticed him and I was shoved out the way, and they had to make a quick ecscape. But I got my autograph!

I was well chuffed because I'm about the biggest Harry Potter nerd ever and I have been in love with Daniel scince Philosophers stone, haha.


PHWOAR.

 

 

 

 

]]> Buzznet audreybitching 2008-09-28T09:48:00Z <![CDATA[So the War From a Harlots Mouth shoot turned out pretty good]]> http://audreybitching.buzznet.com/user/journal/3075861/ I had the great opportunity of  working with 'War From a Harlots Mouth' to produce a few gig shots of them. Here's just a couple of the snaps:

(The guy with the hood is my boyfriend, haha)


 

I'm quite happy with them, but what do you think?


 

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